Monday 29 October 2012

the Tactical Advantage of Sickliness

Half the Gorham/Hudson family is sick at the moment, so I decided I'd provide a happy list of the advantages of this condition in order to help us better appreciate how less unfortunate we really are. Feel free to add something!

Advantages of being sick:
-no school
-catch up with your favourite TV series
-get to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner twice over and still loose weight
-nobody wants to borrow your stuff
-lots of me time
-touch up on those parts of the Princess Bride you haven't yet committed to heart
-nobodies asking you to clean your bedroom
-catch up on sleep schedule
-find the limit on just how many times you can wash your clothes
-showers twice a day
-grounds to kill anyone who complains about the food
-newfound appreciation of the holding capacity of the human stomach
-Pyjamas!!! Until you run out of them!!!